Ritual

"I have always said that academic pomp is corn and I have always taken it with tongue in cheek. Whenever people are in academic processions they always seem to waddle rather than walk directly forward. The result is that these processions always take much more time than they need to, all to the seemingly endless repetitions of 'Pomp and Circumstance.' In an effort to hurry up the enfilade, I had our bagpipe band play a lively march and, by Jove, it cut down the time for commencement processions almost twenty minutes. The marching affected not only the faculty, but some five thousand graduates."

"Some of the young people today have taken a stand against pomp and bourgeois ceremony. In doing so they want to substitute simple and uncluttered meetings. I think they make a mistake. Life has to have color, ceremony, ritual -- provided that you don't become too stuffy about it."