Ralph's Rants and Raves

The worst thing since sliced bread.

Finally, after what feels like a million months in the making, I've placed some web pages up for people to look at. This took me a long time for a few reasons. First, I'm a private person. I don't really want to blab about myself all over the 'Net. Second, I usually have a negative artistic rating. All the programs that supposedly help you design great web pages only magnify existing talent, and we all know that when you magnify a negative value it only becomes more negative. Third, I didn't want to put up something that was essentially empty with a "more coming soon" sign. I wanted my pages to look closer to complete than to incomplete.

That said you can choose to see a summary of my life, find out some of my interests, see my humor archives [coming soon], or find out why I hate your web pages.

Last modified on 01-Jan-1997.